User blog comment:Wildoneshelper/Everything's Wrong With Odus and his moon in 20 points or fewer!/@comment-24733878-20140822151745

1. IDK

2. There is a ground. However, it is millions of kilometers down from the moon.

3. I actually wrote that having seen Odus on Facebook.

4. IDK

5. Maybe the gravity is not strong enough.

6.If the moon is round, it is even worse as Odus will just slip and fall even after one move.

7. IDK. King.com knows the answer.

8. Wow, Earth has an asteriod which is orbiting around it!

9. That makes sense.

10. Actually, the Earth's gravity is getting weaker over time which explains why the orbit of the moon is increasing, albeit by milimeters.

11. IDK

12. Actually, owls are not that smart.

13. IDK

14. This explains all the problems! Congrats! You have found the solution!

15. I hope a booster exists which will cure all the problems associated with high tides and low tides.

16. PRC for the win.

17. Of course!

18. I actually placed an arrest notice and search warrant. However, I dropped all charges because King.com threatened to sue me for false libel.

19. Of course!