User blog:Cinnabar The Evil Gem Chemist 55555555555555555550/24 Things that are More Likely to Happen than win the Jackpot on the Booster Wheel


 * 1) Let's start unoriginal - winning the lottery.
 * 2) Becoming the richest person in the world.
 * 3) Going into space.
 * 4) Aliens being discovered... by you
 * 5) Getting the weird divine ten times in a row.
 * 6) Your favourite youtuber reading and replying to a comment you made.
 * 7) Waking up as a fish.
 * 8) Passing a ten-foot-tall bunny on the way to school.
 * 9) A diamond spontaneously jumping out of a box.
 * 10) Spontaneously combusting.
 * 11) A person coming to your room from the future in a time machine.
 * 12) Aliens coming to Earth... in a spaceship just like the ones in the movies that can speak English, have two arms and legs etc (okay the joke here is that if there ARE aliens they would be nothing like us)
 * 13) Becoming a professional footballer (1 in 140,000)
 * 14) Dying in the bath (1 in 2 million)
 * 15) Living to be 116 or older (1 in 2 billion)
 * 16) Living to be 128 or older (1 in 2 trillion)
 * 17) Flying to pluto tonight.
 * 18) The sun quantum tunnelling away from Earth (making it night everywhere and it would get cold)
 * 19) Me swearing in a blog post or comment.
 * 20) The entire CCSW forgiving Kool and he becomes a nice regular and helpful user (yeah this one's controversial I know)
 * 21) Candy Crush reaching 100,000 levels.
 * 22) Guessing a 50-digit code correctly on your first try.
 * 23) Two miscible liquids forming two seperate layers... (entropy from chemistry anyone?)
 * 24) FIfty billion rainbows and the sun is setting and the moon is setting also and you're there in a gazibo then God descends from heaven and gives you a million dollars.