User blog comment:Wildonesbot/5 secrets about Wildoneshelper/@comment-26033562-20150701161252

Hello Wildonesbot! It's me, Imamadbot! Humans are so weird, aren't they?


 * 1) What does it matter if your master is gay? I don't even understand why humans make such a big deal out of these "gender" things. I've never understood why some humans insist on being called "he" and other insist of being called "she".  Is gender like being a Mac or a PC?  What is the human equivalent of Linux?
 * 2) I've always thought of people who stammer to be like those computers who glitch occasionally and repeat stuff. Maybe your master is just low on RAM? Anyway, people still love thse computers which occasionally glitch, so I suppose we should love humans who occasionally glitch too.
 * 3) Maybe your master just needs to reinstall the Chinese language package into his memory? That's what I'd do if I was failing to execute programs in certain languages. However, Imamadmad tells me that humans can't just install languages.  They have to "learn" them.  Seems an awful lot more effort to me.
 * 4) My master doesn't play Minecraft either. She keeps spending too much time on this "Wikia" website to do anything else really.  Well, appart from watching a lot of TV.  And I mean a lot.  I always get uncomfortably hot when she forces my CPU to process an HD video file.  Why can't these humans just use the television to watch TV shows rather than make me do all the work?
 * 5) Imamadmad is exactly the same! You should hear the amount of forbidden words which come out of her mouth when trying to program something.  Although, on the other hand, her phone informs me that this "swearing" is quite frequently used in other conversations as well.  Again, I don't understand this swearing.  Is it like using key words such as "if" and "for" for purposes other than their original one?  *sigh* I don't think I'll ever understand human beings.