User blog:Wildoneshelper/Everything's Wrong with Dumb Ways To Die in 100 points or less

EWW is back again with Dumbs Way to Doyle!


 * 1) Well, is it necessary to watch a stick figure with his head exploding before we play the game?
 * 2) We are on the same station...
 * 3) Nobody is embarking nor disembarking the train. Gloomy...
 * 4) Videos could be watched offline! Hooray! (Or did I activate my data plan without being noticed?)
 * 5) I WANT THE MEDICINE GUY MINI-GAME!!
 * 6) Alicia Keys: This girl is on fire!! This girl is on fire!! (When the man has his hair burning)
 * 7) Also, the relative humidity is... too low, or... too much oxygen?
 * 8) At least the puke is not viscous, because this is just a game!
 * 9) And it's strange to puke in front of the camera. Did you have no friends to borrow you a plastic bag?
 * 10) Also gravity is negligible in this game.
 * OK, I need at least three fingers to deal with the puke. Every time I was bounced back to the main menu.
 * 1) Not my cup of tea
 * 2) Never heard of drinking superglue.
 * 3) And it's first time that I heard a man would go completely stationary when consuming superglue.
 * 4) Can anyone lend me an anti-glue?
 * 5) And is he trying to commit suicide?
 * 6) This is just no different than locking yourself in a room and burning charcoal!
 * 7) This guy is risking his life by using his private parts as baits. Well, free *BEEP* piranhas! (Content censored)
 * 8) Piranhas aren't interested in this stuff right?
 * 9) I suppose piranhas will consume the whole stick figure, but the fact that that guy is a stick figure, so it's not the cup of tea of the piranhas.
 * 10) Piranhas couldn't sense my flicking. They are too mesmerized by the private parts.
 * 11) ALSO THIS MINI-GAME IS THE HARDEST I'VE EVER PLAYED!!!!! (Rage mode)
 * 12) I will never try to swat wasps, because another bunch of wasps will chase me and bite me to death!
 * 13) Unless you have 3 liters of vinegar.
 * 14) Just pour the whole bottle of it onto me if I ever swat wasps.
 * 15) Who will ever try to throw a beehive?
 * 16) Katniss Everdeen will! But she is going to give it to the alliance, I mean the fiends.
 * 17) Death by wasps, R.I.P.
 * 18) What a dumb way to die by throwing beehives. *FACEPALM*
 * 19) My house doesn't have three doors sorry.
 * 20) And nobody will come at the same time.
 * 21) Coincidence explains all! But that's morbid.
 * 22) Who says panda is not a psycho killer?
 * 23) It doesn't have chainsaw doesn't mean it doesn't have jaws.
 * 24) Or paws
 * 25) Or claws
 * 26) Or fists
 * 27) Or whatsoever
 * 28) Finally, my parents taught me not to open the door to any strangers. And that's from Little Red Riding Hood. Umm... Wrong story?
 * 29) Why not let us ignore the outsiders?
 * 30) That toaster has no button
 * 31) And using a fork is simply idiotic.
 * 32) Unless you wear a pair of gloves.
 * 33) But that's too inconvenient.
 * 34) What about switching off the power source?
 * 35) Planes can't fly with human sound.
 * 36) Planes fly with engines.
 * 37) Self-taught cyclists... umm... crashing around the road?
 * 38) Have the metro considered installing electric fences?
 * 39) Or automatic gates?
 * 40) If it's too expensive, why not bother advising on PA system.
 * 41) Spelling the word "patience" won't boost your patience.
 * 42) Can't spell the word "patience" won't destroy your patience.
 * 43) Our metro prohibits any balloons, especially the ones with metallic coating. I wonder why that metro didn't enforce this rule.
 * 44) And a balloon costs only a few cents! Why are you so stubborn about that balloon?? Dumb!
 * 45) Rattlesnakes like mustard?
 * 46) Rattlesnakes have some research on perfect mustard shapes?
 * 47) Rattlesnakes are too picky
 * 48) They even want to pick our eyeballs to eat.
 * 49) Connecting different wires result in explosion?
 * 50) Assuming the voltage is the same, you are telling me that the current is dramatically different to one another.
 * 51) And don't forget the fuse!
 * 52) Hey! We are in Admiralty Station bringing you an advice to mind the gap.
 * 53) Or in Mong Kok.
 * 54) And the stick figures walk with constant velocity.
 * 55) Umm... You're dead now in space instantly. No cheating.
 * 56) With a helmet is lucky, but you are already dead.
 * 57) I SAID YOU'RE DEAD!!
 * 58) Starlord!
 * 59) GREEN CREATURE!!

Sins: 69

Sentence: I wonder what this red button do?