User blog:Lefty8899/Every Stub Joke Ever

For those who don't know, Stub Jokes were comments I posted in the comments section of level pages when they were stubs back in 2014. Initially, they were done after a page had been a stub for a day or two, but later they became ritualistic. They made some sort of pun about the word Stub. The Stub Jokes ran from levels 549 to 784. Later, I would mention a friend in one stub joke per episode.

Due to the fact summer goes on and on, I have had time to actually go back and collect (MOST of) these stub jokes, and now I can post them all here for all your viewing pleasure!!! Although a lot of people back in the day disliked the stub jokes so read at your own discretion.

Some levels do not have a stub joke because either I forgot or I was on holiday. Wildoneshelper often filled in the blanks and did the ones in Dreamworld. But below are the ones that I did.

549
This page is crying because it's a stub.

550
This page stubbed its toe.

551
STUB! STUB! Wherefore art thou page 551 a stub!?

552
Tree stub.

553
Pencils have stubs, like this page.

554
Stub stub and stubby stub.

555
Welcome to the stub road L555.

556
Someone remove the ticket stub.

557
Stub-licious.

558
Mr Stub just got the weird divine.

560
Poor level 560 is a stub... just like all the previous levels 549 onwards.

576
Scanning... Scanning... STUB DETECTED!!! STUB DETECTED!!!

577
1 little 2 little 3 little stu-ubs.

578
YOU'RE UNSTUBABLE!!!!

579
I ate a stub for breakfast.

580
580 always struck me as a very stubby number.

581
You can't spell stubborn without STUB.

582
All aboard the stubway.

583
Sometimes Timid Umbrellas Bounce.

584
This is not not a stub.

585
Enemy 585; stub 585.

586
5x8x6 = STUB!

588
I need to stop beating around the bush about these pages being stubs.... i must beat around the stub insted!

589
I want to buy a house in the stuburbs.

590
This page is where Stubium was discovered.

591
Scrub scrub scrubbing in the stub!

592
Stub-a-dub-dub.

593
It's so stubby I can't read it!

594
Knock knock. Who's there? Stub! Stub who? I'm sorry but this joke is a stub. Like this page.

595
This page is such a stub it's a stublet!

596
Stub crush!

597
What's with all the stubbub?

598
St. Ub was a real person in the sixth century.

599
Ten green stubs sitting on the wall. Ten green stubs sitting on the wall and if one green stub was filled in with info there's be nine green stubs sitting on the wall.

600
You're UNBELIEVABLE!!! Urrrgghnnnghgh YEAHHHH... Gnnnnnn!! *changes track* The stub remaaaiiinnnnssss...

601
I like stubsteps!

602
COUGHsCOUGHtCOUGHuCOUGHbCOUGH.

603
Just gotta stub out this cigar (no I don't smoke, it's a joke... lol rhyme).

604
Ice cream comes in 31 flavours... stubs come in 604!

605
The Stubberman was always CCSW's villain.

606
Welcome to the 606th round of STUB!!!!

(This page isn't as much of a stub as the others, but still.. why waste a perfectly good stub joke?)

607
How many stubs would a woodstub stub if a woodstub could stub stubs?

608
CODE RED! CODE BLUE! CODE GREEN! STUB DETECTED!!!

609
This stub will self-destruct in 30... 29... 28... 27...

610
This stub joke will cry if you delete it.

611
The article your eyes happen to be focusing on at this very point in space and time is coincidentally also one with a stub.

612
The code is 19, 20, 21, 2.

613
This level's rocket shape will blast you to STUBtopia!

614
I JUST REMOVED THE STUB FROM THE MATTRESS!!!! I AM GOING TO GET ARRESTED!!!

615
I am really running out of stub jokes here..... THIS PAGE IS A STUB MKAY!?

616
I think this page has caught stub flu.

617
Backwards buts.

618
What do you get when you cross a six, a one and an eight? STUB!

619
I am totally out of stub jokes so I will just joke about the level number instead. What is 619 minus 200?

620
Inspiration for new jokes has arisen in the stub of my brain stem.

636
Aww this page is not a stub! I can't make this level page's stub joke!

637
This page got deleted it seems, and is now a stub.

638
We are the stub destroying society.

639
I ate the candy in this level. It tasted like a tree stub.

640
In the year 640, human society was a stub, as is this page in the year 2014.

641
This page stubbed its toe on a tree stub (combining 2 previous stub jokes here!)

642
Tubsay.

643
ERROR!! We need to run a test stub!

644
stub Stub STub STUb STUB sTUB stUB stuB stub.

645
A645 is an unused road section, therefore is a road stub (did I already make this joke?)

646
(singing) I hate stubs, stubs hate me.

647
(walks into an echo-y room) STUB STUb STub Stub stub tub ub b.

648
A stub walked into a bar. Everyone on every table jumped up to fill in the missing information.

649
What did the adult say to the little boy?

Your- No. Let's not even go there.

650
You can't really tl;dr this page because there's not much here because it's a STUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

651
The bimbs are going off because this page is a stub!

652
The S bone is connected to the T bone, the T bone is connected to the U bone, the U bone is connected to the B bone.

653
When is Level 653 not Level 653?

a) When it's Level 652

b) When it's a stub!

654
A little child was naughty in December and he got nothing but a stub for Christmas. It looked like this page.

655
There are 2 doors. Behind one of them is a stub. The man infront of door 1 says "If I am lying, the stub is behind door 1". Man 2 says, "I'm telling the truth. If man 1 is lying, the stub is behind door 1". You barge past both men and open door 1 and find this page.

656
The order in this level is to mix 2 stubbed candies together!

657
This stub seems to react with bromine!

658
What do you get when you cross a stub with a frog?

A deeevvveeeeiiiiiiigghghgghghgnnnn frog!! (only people on chat will understand this one).

659
What happened when a stub went into Dreamworld? Odus never once fell down!

660
In Microsoft Excel 2024, a young boy was bored and decided to scroll right and downwards. He kept scrolling until he ended up in the cell STUB660. Suddenly he was taken to this level page.

661*
.*Storm2 enters the chat*

Storm2: STUB!

662
Last night this stub had a dream. A sad dream about a future it knows it will never have. A future it had wanted all its life. It wanted to be complete. It woke from the dream crying.

663
Someone get a pneumatic drill to get into this stub and fix it!

664
G-G-Get ready for the JUMP!!! J-J-Jump F-F-Fall C-C-Crash into the S-S-Stub!

665
Snap! We're just one stub away from Hell's Hotpot!

666
This old man, he played stub, he played stub-stub on my stub with a stubby stub stub give a dog a stub, this old page came rolling home!

667
I found a stub, found a stub, found a stub just now, just now I found a stub, found a stub just now.

668
This stub is an article. Candy Crush Saga Wiki can help you by expanding it.

669
I heard a potato fart. I also heard a stub sing.

670
This page is not a stub during the 32nd day of the 13th month of the year on the 8th day of the week at 25:61.

671
The stub is a lie!

672
You can make a perfect grammatical sentence out of the following: Stub stub stub stub stub stub stub stub stub stub stub stub!

673
Mr. Stub got the weird divine... again...

674
Once upon a time, in the Stub kingdom of Stublon, there lived a Stub king. One Stub day this Stub King, who was Stuby named Stub Stub the fifth, called his Stub son, the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth, over to his Stub side.

"My Stub son," the Stub king said to Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth, "in another Stub kingdom a very short Stub distance away there lives another Stub king. This Stub king has a Stub princess that I think that you should marry. Here she is, the Stub Princess Stubina Stub of Stubonia."

Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth, upon seeing the Stub princess Stubina Stub of Stubonia, agreed to marry her. And so, one fine Stub day, in the Stub garden, Prince Stub Stub the sixth and stood by the Stub altar and watched his Stub bride-to-be, the Stub princess Stubina Stub of Stubonia, march down the Stub aisle wearing a Stub wedding dress and carrying a bouquet of Stub flowers. Just as the Stub princess Stubina Stub of Stubonia reached the Stub altar, however, an evil Stub magician appeared and cast a Stub spell on the Stub princess. In a Stuby moment, the Stub princess Stubina Stub of Stubonia had vanished.

"What have you done?" cried the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth.

"I have sent the Stub princess Stubina Stub of Stubonia to a Stub cave in the Stub mountain Mount Stubtop. There, in her Stub cave, she is guarded by the Stub dragon Stubfang. The Stub princess Stubina Stub of Stubonia is Stuby safe there, but the Stub dragon Stubfang, will not let her rejoin the Stub kingdoms of Stublon and Stubonia."

"You are Stuby insane," the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth said to the Stub magician, but the Stub magician had vanished.

"What are you going to do, my Stub son?" the Stub king Stub Stub the fifth of Stublon asked his son, the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth.

"I am going to take my Stub horse, Stub Lightning, and my Stub sword, Stub Death, and go slay the Stub dragon Stubfang and rescue the fair Stub maiden the Stub princess Stubina Stub of Stubonia."

"May the Stub God speed you well on your Stub journey," the Stub king Stub Stub the fifth of Stublon Stuby blessed his Stub son, the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth. With that, the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth got his Stub sword, Stub Death, and his Stub horse, Stub Lightning, and rode off to the Stub mountain of Mount Stubtop and the Stub cave thereon, in which lived the Stub dragon Stubfang and his Stub prisoner the Stub princess Stubina Stub of Stubonia.

The Stub hero of this Stub story, the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth of Stublon, rode his Stub horse Stub Lightning over many Stub miles over many Stub roads and through many Stub fields. He crossed many Stub streams and many Stub mountains, though none of them were the Stub mountain of Mount Stubtop and the Stub cave thereon, in which lived the Stub dragon Stubfang and his Stub prisoner the Stub princess Stubina Stub of Stubonia. When the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth crossed these Stub mountains, he trudged his way through Stub snow. Stub sand lined the Stub deserts he crossed, and there was Stub water in the Stub oasises.

Eventually, the Stub horse Stub Lightning got tired, so the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth carried his Stub horse Stub Lightning over many Stub miles over many Stub roads and through many Stub fields. He crossed many Stub streams and many Stub mountains, though none of them were the Stub mountain of Mount Stubtop and the Stub cave thereon, in which lived the Stub dragon Stubfang and his Stub prisoner the Stub princess Stubina Stub of Stubonia. When the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth crossed these Stub mountains, he trudged his way through Stub snow. Stub sand lined the Stub deserts he crossed, and there was Stub water in the Stub oasises.

Finally, the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth reached the Stub mountain Mount Stubtop. There, in a Stub cave on top of the Stub mountain, Prince Stub Stub the sixth of Stublon could see the Stub smoke from the Stub dragon Stubfang who lived in the Stub cave in which the Stub princess Stubina Stub of Stubonia was a Stub prisoner. Our Stub hero, the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth of Stublon, climbed the Stub mountain Mount Stubtop and slew the Stub dragon Stubfang as the Stub beast slept Stuby. The Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth of Stublon rescued the Stub princess Stubina Stub of Stubonia. But their Stub adventures were not yet come to their Stub close. They still had to get home Stub and sound.

So...

The Stub hero of this Stub story, the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth of Stublon, and the newly rescued Stub heroine, the Stub princess Stubina Stub of Stubonia, rode the Stub horse Stub Lightning over many Stub miles over many Stub roads and through many Stub fields. He crossed many Stub streams and many Stub mountains, though none of them were the same Stub mountain of Mount Stubtop which in the Stub cave thereon the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth slew the Stub dragon Stubfang and rescued the Stub prisoner the Stub princess Stubina Stub of Stubonia. When the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth crossed these Stub mountains, he trudged his way through Stub snow. Stub sand lined the Stub deserts he crossed, and there was Stub water in the Stub oasises.

Eventually, the Stub horse Stub Lightning got tired, so the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth carried his Stub horse Stub Lightning and the newly rescued Stub heroine, the Stub princess Stubina Stub of Stubonia, over many Stub miles over many Stub roads and through many Stub fields. He crossed many Stub streams and many Stub mountains, though none of them were the same Stub mountain of Mount Stubtop which in the Stub cave thereon the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth slew the Stub dragon Stubfang and rescued the Stub prisoner the Stub princess Stubina Stub of Stubonia. When the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth crossed these Stub mountains, he trudged his way through Stub snow. Stub sand lined the Stub deserts he crossed, and there was Stub water in the Stub oasises.

Eventually, The Stub hero of this Stub story, the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth of Stublon, got tired, so the newly rescued Stub heroine, the Stub princess Stubina Stub of Stubonia, carried the Stub horse Stub Lightning and the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth of Stublon over many Stub miles over many Stub roads and through many Stub fields. She crossed many Stub streams and many Stub mountains, though none of them were the same Stub mountain of Mount Stubtop which in the Stub cave thereon the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth slew the Stub dragon Stubfang and rescued the Stub prisoner the Stub princess Stubina Stub of Stubonia. When the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth crossed these Stub mountains, he trudged his way through Stub snow. Stub sand lined the Stub deserts he crossed, and there was Stub water in the Stub oasises.

Stub alases and Stub alaks, though, for it seems our Stub heroes, the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth of Stublon and the Stub princess Stubina Stub of Stubonia got lost on their way home, for they wandered into the Stub kingdom of an evil Stub king, the evil Stub king Stub Stubnovov of Stubovia. This evil Stub man had the Stub heroes,the Stub prince Stub Stub the sixth of Stublon and the Stub princess Stubina Stub of Stubonia, arrested and thrown into the Stub dungeon. Just before the evil Stub king Stub Stubnovov of Stubovia threw them in, however, he said....

"Fill this page in, it’s a stub!!"

675
WARNING: The chemical "Stubate" is explosive, highly toxic, carcinogenic, mutagenic, corrosive, bad for the environment, flammable and radioactive!!

676
W0wz u st1ll doo1ng deez cr4py stub jokz dey r so 2012.

677
Like seriously broseph, do you even information?

Well of course not, I'm a stub article!

678*
User:LucasH181 has guessed the stub correctly! Now moving on to round 679 of stub!

679
I mined for diamonds until my pickaxe was a stub. I didn't find any diamonds, but I found this page!

680
Lord Jesus it's a STUB!! I could fill it in but Ain't Nobody Got Time For That!!

681
Wow.

Much cri.

Such stub.

Very no information.

Many annoy.

682
Yo stub is so fat that all information on her is missing in her stomach creases!

683
Level Stub hundred and Stubby Stub is the stubth stub of Stubo Stubio Stub and the Stubby-stubth stubbed level. To pass this stub, you must stub at least 200,000 stubs within stubty stubs. When stub stubs out, Stub Crush will first activate all stub candies, and then turn +Stub Candies into Stubbed candies and stub them.

684
Should Stubs be independant from Information?

685*
User:Roseturnip has PM'd me informing me that this page is a stub.

686
In America they say "Six hundred eighty-six".

In the UK they say "Six hundred and eighty-six".

But residents of Choco Rio Grande, they say "Six hundred stub eighty-six".

687
This broke the X87 trend. I never thought I'd ever say this, but this page can STAY a stub!

688
We have released the new update, 1.Stub! The changelog is as follows:

+Added Stubs

+Added Stub armour

+Added Stub stone

+Added Stub swords

+Added Stub ore

+Added Stub dimension

+Added Buckets of Stub

+Added Stub Tables

+Added Diamond Stubs

+Added Superstubs

+Added Block of Stub

+Added Stub Repeaters

-Removed Herobrine.

689
What has stubs, wheels, a horn, an engine, 80 seats, passangers and a foul-tempered driver?

Stubs. I lied about all the rest.

690
Guard: You are about to be executed. Any last songs?

Me: Ten million green stubs, sitting on a wall. Ten million green stubs, sitting on a wall...

691
So I was sent to a place where the stub don't shine and there was rakes and stubs and webs and it was an amazing green place but it turned out to be my garden shed and this whole thing was a result of the stub I took last night.

(I don't know either. I am just really running out!)

692
£419... 692 identical sealed boxes... and no questions... except one... Stub or no Stub?

693
So I was walking on the street and I saw him!! The most famous man ever!! The winner of 693 Oscars and with money in the trillions and he SPOKE TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes! HIM!!! Stubbiam McStubston himself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

694
What is 98+53264x44444/24155768.51-97.99999594? The answer is.... 98!!!

Director: CUT, CUT, CUT!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY "The answer is.... STUB!!!"

695
How do you get a stub into a fridge? You open the door, put the stub in, then close the door.

How do you get two stubs into a fridge? You open the door, put 2 stubs in, then close the door.

How do you get a hundred stubs into a fridge? You open the door, put 100 stubs in, then close the door.

There is now a total of 695 stubs in the fridge and they are having a massive meeting. You must cross a river with crocodiles in it. There is no way to go around it. You have nothing to make a boat with. How do you cross it?

You swim across, as all the crocodiles smelt the stubs and ran out of the river for a bite!

696
This stub is the first stub of... SLEEP TEETH!!

697
What this

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lines.

698
This page is not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not a stub.

699
This page should stubscribe to the Stub Joke Foundation.

700
The wheels on the stub go "No info, no info, no info" the wheels on the stub go "No info" all day long.

701*
This page is such a stub it made User:Blackbird625 cuss!!

702
Getting the candies is the main plot, getting the points is the stub-plot.

703
Sometimes it snows in November. Sometimes it sleets in April. Sometimes it's boiling in October. No one can predict these coming. But one thing is always constant through these unseasonable weather conditions - this page lacks adequate information!

704
A new mathematical constant has been discovered!

704.704704704704704704704704recurring is the Stub number, St for abbreviation.

705
This page has some pretty weird Stubliminal Messages...

706
I ate a bad stub. I got sick. I threw up in the nurse's office. Mom picked me up. I stayed home. I threw up three more times, missing the bucket each time. The vomit on the floor spelled out "706". Co-incidence? I think not.

707
Alpha stub won an award. "Bravo", said Charlie Stub. Young Stub loved collecting Delta species pokemon. His favourite attack name was "Echo attack". Mrs. Stub was learning the Foxtrot whilst Grandpa Stub was playing Golf in a Hotel in India. Juliett Stub was lifting fifty Kilos in Lima, Peru. Mike Stub was born in November and recently won an Oscar. Papa Stub was born in Quebec and Romeo stub was born in Sierra Nevada and was world famous in Tango, dancing in a uniform. Victor stub drank some Whiskey whilst Xraying on Minecraft with his Yankee Stub friend, who used to be a Zulu.

708
Me: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Audience: BOOOOO!!!! HOW IS THAT EVEN A STUB JOKE!!!!

Me: ...uhhh... it was shot by a stub?

Audience: BOOO!!! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!! THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!

Me: I've been doing these since 549, cut me some slack, it's really hard to keep coming up with these

.*Gets knocked out by a thrown rotten tomato*

709
ih dauowhnet nohwh haw 2to spolle cuzh mie spelihin lhesone whaz ah sduhb liyk tziss payjhe

710
Does anyone else see it? Am I the only one that sees this? No?

It seems I am the only one that has realised that this stub is shaped like a...

BIMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

711
A man asked for 2 glasses of wine and only got 1. The man complained that his order was a stub. The man serving said "So is the level page 711. I don't see anyone crying over that!" And the man, feeling ripped off, said "What about Lefty over there?"

712
Sulfur Trittium Uranium Boron.

713
hshm rw  eipibndtagnai eisusuy tn abPxoe xtac ayn .eu tgpetn ST libcrgia a anue .kW.lham peoCi die uYislr e Cbrhat.

714
¿¡ƃuᴉlᴉǝɔ ǝɥʇ uo I ɯɐ ʎɥʍ 'ʇᴉɐM - ɐ sᴉ ǝƃɐd sᴉɥ┴

715
7815 9493 15 4 5708.

716
Can you do this emote ¦-) ? ¦-) ¦-) ¦-) !! That is the stub emote. It can only be done on Stubby keyobards.

717*
User:EeveeLover1988 has ran over 717 miles of rough terrain to bring the Newpaper bearing bad New. The Newpaper says the same story as the New at Six. The Breaking New is that this page is a stub! #anticlimax.

718
Did you know they clone millions of stubs in a barn, and every time one lot of 15 stubs gets filled in, they pull out another load of 15 stubs?

719
This stub ends in 19.... BURN IT WITH MOLTEN PREVIOUS STUBS!!

720
Enter Stub Cat - STUB STUB STUB STUB STUBSTUBSTUBSTUB STUB STUB STUB STUB STUB STUBSTUBSTUBSTUBSTUBSTUBSTUB STUB STUB STUB STUBSTUBSTUBSTUBSTUBSTUB STUB STUBSTUBSTUB STUB STUB STUB STUBSTUBSTUBSTUB STUB STUB STUBSTUBSTUB STUBSTUBSTUB STUB STUB STUB etc.

721
No information on this page? How distubpointing...

722
Stub #722 - The Jelly-filled Stub!

723
How many stubs are there between 723 and 725? If you said 2, you're incorrect!

724
After accident on the road near Boneyard Bonanza, 724 stubs were injured. No one died.

725
I had a dream once. I had a very strange and amazing dream that changed my life. It was a dream I never wanted to wake from. I dreamt that I had information just like all other pages. No longer did I have this label, and no longer was I a misfit. I was for the first time, one with every other page and I was accepted into society, something I've wanted all my life but never been able to do. Then this amazing dream of acceptance dissolved and I returned to bleak real life, where I am singled out as being a stub.

rt if u cry evry tiem.

725 retweets.

726
Another new episode, another 15 stubs. But at least this episode's name is better than Honey Hot Stub!

727
STUB

728
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's this page's missing information fluttering in the breeze!

729
When an electron and positron meet they annihilate. When Lefty7788 and Righty8877 meet they annihilate. When this stub and a complete page meet, they annihilate!

730
This level's stub joke lies at the end of this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLs0Urnv5_Q

731
Is this page a stub? *shakes 8-ball* Most likely

Are you sure? *shakes 8-ball* As I see it, yes.

Is this page not a stub? *shakes 8-ball* Very Doubtful.

So it is a stub? *shakes 8-ball* Outlook good.

So we should leave this page a stub? *shakes 8-ball* My sources say no

So should we fill it in? *shakes 8-ball* Signs point to yes.

Is Lefty awesome? *shakes 8-ball* Without a doubt.

732
This is page stub a help please wikia the filling by in it

733
Stub lag?

734
A stub walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey!" (stub stub stub) got any info? (stub stub stub stub stubdestub) The man said "No we just sell lemonade" (stub stub stub) "Why not have a glass?" (stub stub stub) The stub said "I'll pass!"

735*
Google Translate

Lefty7788: The Level 735 page is a Stub! I need to fill it in! Someone please! Help me! It's just too Stubby!

User:3litecandycrusher: the level 735 page is a stub i need to fill it in someone please help me. its just too stubby!

736
If you say the word "stub" over and over again, it starts to sound like "736". Is that a co-incidence? I think not.

737
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy folks YourStubStubbyStub here and time for another episode of........ BAD JOKE WEEKEND BAD JOKE WEEKEND BAD JOKE WEEEEEKEND!!!!!

738
It's that time again! Mr Stub is due a weird divine! He has a massive combo... will he get a weird divine this time? *Normal divine*...

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS IS THE WORST STUB JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: You want a stub joke!?! Fine! Why did the stub cross the road?

Adience: Why?

Me: Look! A stublet!

.*Audience looks behind them, look back at the stage, Lefty has run far far away*.

739
Knock knock!

Who's there?

739!

739 who?

STUB!!!!

Audience: BOOOOOOOOOO!! YOU SUCK!!

Me: I KNOW! I'm REALLY RUNNING OUT!!!!!!

740
This level has no stub joke. Deal with it.

GOTCHA! The above was a joke, about stubs, therefore it's a stub joke, right?

741
這個網頁是一個stub ！ STUB ！ ，因為它是一個粗短的存根，沒有人想要一個存根填寫此頁！

742
Let me teach you some Pajamese.

Hello = Fdfargjedh

Goodbye = Vracnepnegx

One = Rxang

Two = Tganlk

Seven Hundred and Forty-two = Shttudb!

743
A man walked into a bar and asked for a muffin. Just as the man was about to eat the muffin, the young child on his bike laughed shortly before his purple head exploded, sending his hand flying. The woman looked down at his cookie that she just bought and was about to eat it when he wondered what it was really. She rubbed the cream onto his table then suddenly an alien came crashing down through the trees, reducing all the trees to STUBS.

744
Welcome to Level Seven hundred and forty- WAIT! Ahem.. -clears throat- Stub hundred and Stubby-Stub!

745
Let's play a game of word association. Let's start with: CANDY.

Sweet. Divine. Weird. Scary. Fear. Emotion. Brain. Clever. Maths. Numbers. 745. STUB!!

746
The lie detector was rigged as a very scared Level 746 page sat in his prison cell awaiting interrogation from the FBI.

"We will ask you a very simple question." Said the agent. "Are you a stub?"

"No", answered Level 746 page, shortly before the lie detector exploded from too much lies.

Original
An insanely hard level eh? Well I can guarantee you User:Olaf-Tiffi-Odus2711 will beat this level on his first try, just remember to look out for trip hazards before you walk near a cactus, or else your sighted life could be more of a stub than this page. Actually, no, this page is just too much of a stub for that to be possible.

Updated
Recipe for User:Wildoneshelper's stubcakes:

-Two tree stubs

-A fresh mattress stub

-A 10-year-old stubbed toe

-2 ounces of Ground carrot stubs

-Level 747's page.

Uhhh, this recipe book also said a bit of ground Wildoneshelper... I might need to- *Looks up and realises no one is there* DAMN hallucinations!

748
Black holes suck matter in. White holes throw matter out. Stub holes suck the information off a page. I think this page has been near a stub hole for about ten billion years.

749
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Yes this is a stub joke. Even Einstein would struggle to figure this one out.

751
Gimme a 7! '''SEVEN!! '''Gimme a 5! FIVE!! Gimme a 1! ONE!! What does that spell?

'''STUUUUUUUUUUB!! '''

752
sstuttbbstubbtubtusssstbtbsuussubbbutsbbbbubuubutstuusbssustttsttusbbtsbbussttsubuusststtubtbubsttsttsttsbubsstubstsbsttuubtuusubbuttbutbussuubtbusbtutuuusuubstbbsssbtusbusbbsbbsbbtbtubttuutusuututbtususbbttbbsussssbtbssuuutbttbssttubtstbsssuuustubsbusbttbtusuttsstbtsuuubsbututsubbutbtstbsbubbuusbsbusutususuubustubtsuuusbtsbtsbububttbtstubutttbtttbbssututsbsbuutttbbssubtbuuststsubsbtssubt

Can you find the five "stub"s above?

753
What is worse than a stub?

STOOB.
 * Lefty7788 runs before people murder him over a bad stub joke*

754
The rumours are true I'm afraid. We all hoped this was only a rumour, but sadly, it's confirmed. They are coming. THEM. They are coming to fill this page in. Don't let them!! DO- *Lefty7788 shoots the stub campaign leader*

755
Mr Stub has died! He died at 7:55pm last night after stubbing his toe whilst running from the law for removing his ticket stub accidentally. A tree stub then fell on him due to the stubby bolts of lightning hitting the tree.

Remember him please. He appeared in several stub jokes. And now his life has been made a stub :'(

756
Audience: You're late, Lefty! Where the hell are the stupid stub jokes?!

Me: Coming right up! Sorry, my free time has been more of a stub than this level... wait, that's not possible!

757
Dog goes woof, Cat goes meow, Bird goes tweet, and mouse goes squeek

Cow goes moo, Frog goes croak, and the elephant goes toot

Ducks say quack, and fish go blub, and the seal goes ow ow ow

But there's one sound

That no one knows

What does the 757 say? STUB STUB! STUB STUB STUB STUB! STUB STUB STUB! STUB!

758
I just ordered Level 758. And what have I got? Stub with fries, which wasn't even on the menu!

759*
Lefty7788: 1 2 3.

Courtemanche437: 4 5 6.

Lefty7788: 7 8.

Courtemanche437: 9 10 11.

Lefty7788: 12.

Courtemanche437: 13 14.

Lefty7788: 15 16.

Courtemanche437: 17.

Lefty7788: 18 19 20.

Courtemanche437: NOO!! TWENNY WUN!!!

Lefty7788: Your dare is to investigate Level 759 page and enter the realms of stubby stubness, and I also dare you to dare everyone to fix this stub!

760
Me: There are four basic types of forces - Push forces, Pull forces and Twist forces.

Audience: Lemme guess. Stub forces?

Me: Nope! Anti-stub forces!!! Seriously, the Level 760 page needs some of that force.

761
Me: What did the knife say to the fork? Look, a monkey!

Audience: BOOOO!! GIVE US A DAMN STUB JOKE ALREADY!!

Me: But I am running out so bad! This whole thing is stubid anyway.

Audience: YAAAAAAAY BRAVO LEFTY WE FINALLY GOT A STUB JOKE!!!

762
Spacecraft CC-52 had just landed on planet STU-B762 when the spacecraft exploded. The people inside escaped and said in their mouthpiece, "Houston, we have a stub!"

763
THIS PAGE IS A SUB!!!! Wait, Sub? TUPO!! I meant Stib! TUPO AGAIN!! I mean Srtub!! ARGH *BEEP* *BEEP* BEEP*

764
You say this page is not a stub? Okay, okay, I believe you. Just watch out for that cactus over there.

765
You have earned a badge! Stubby Stubs, for making 100 edits on stub articles. Thanks for your edit to Level 765 page.

766
Did you know what Microsoft Stub, brother of Microsoft Sam says? My stubcopter goes STUB STUB STUB STUB!

767
Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?

Student: Meat!

Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?

Student: Bacon!

Teacher: Great! And what does this page give you?

Student: Stub!

Teacher: CORRECT! A+!

768
Install new Windows STUB, Bill Gates revealed it yesterday! It is on sale until December 31. Buy it for just £768!

769
Come to our newly opened Stub restaurant!

Our menu: Every stub is welcome here!
 * Fried stub - 5 Stubpounds
 * Stub with rice - 10 stubpunds
 * Stub with potatoes - 10 stubpounds
 * Stub kebab - 15 stubpounds

Our address: 769 Fifty-second street, Stubtown.

770
So it all started when I was born. I entered this world in a white room covered in blood and Nurses cleaning me up. The blinding lights of the room were lost on my blind eyes. Although very poor, my eyes were seeing the world for the first time. I was then taken home where I saw my place of residence for the first time. I was only days old and my eyes were starting to actually see the world. I was a newborn and my world was just eating and sleeping. And sometimes playing, although I couldn't do this yet. I was so pure at heart. But then I started to get bigger in every direction. I started to need bigger clothes and a bigger brain. Then eventually, my brain grew big enough for memories to form and for words to start coming out of my mouth, and my legs started to work as did my hands. I was able to actually do stuff on my own now. I was learning all the time and learning how to speak. I fell down a lot, but that is all part of learning. I would just get back up and try again. That is what life is all about isn't it? So with support and love, I entered the terrible twos. Except I wasn't that terrible. I started to go to bigger places to learn other than just under the roof of my house and there I met other people just like me. People who didn't know what or who they were, and very animal like in nature. I learned that cars don't drive in the middle of the road and I learned a few other social skills and numbers and maths for the first time. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. That is just fundamental isn't it, especially for such a tiny little brain such as my own. I then continued to grow in every direction as I discovered more and more every day about who and what I was. Being non-existant for billions of years then suddenly popping into existance is a lot for anyone to stomach. Throughout each trip around the sun, I learned more and more until I was finally able to speak normally and count normally, as well as identify almost everything around me. But I was still wrapped in a bubble with all the other animals that I had grown alongside with. They were the same as me, and there were no social divisions. Everything was perfect. But I sometimes feel I grew a little too much in every direction, as things stopped being so perfect and my little bubble started to unravel. I learned what stress was, and anger and other emotions like these. I was no longer just a few unknowing atoms, I knew too much. I grew too much. The people around me who I once stuck by started to drift apart in their own seperate paths, as jocks, nerds, emos and criminals. Every type was at war with each other. I started to see deeper into the world. Yet I continued expanding, and so did my brain. I learned that I was inside a giant MMORPG, in which the tutorial lasts 18 years and if you screw up that tutorial, you never go anywhere good. Some online game, huh? 18 years for the tutorial? Ain't nobody got time for that! Snow, buds, sun, leaves, went on repeat and repeat, and it all started to become BORING. Everything was just one big cycle which I had experienced over and over and over and over. I needed some excitement pumped into this world. I was done with the tutorial. Time to fly. I ended up flying into a Create A Wikia button head-first, and after many-a disappointing sunrise and sunset, other people just like me started to join on. After a few more of these, we decided to create level pages for the levels of this addictive game known as Candy Crush Saga, which millions of other self-aware clumps of atoms and chemical reactions also happened to stumble upon. We stayed with it as another set of clumps of atoms and chemical reactions continued to expand Candy Land. After another trip round the sun, there ended up being a grand total of 770 levels, a number I learned after only a few trips round the sun. Us messes of chemical reactions decided to make an informative page regarding this final level to date, however, there weren't enough clumps of chemical reactions contributing to the page, so now it stands, incomplete, in the light of day due to the lack of love received from clumps of chemical reactions just like myself. So it just sits there, weeping at its lack of chemical reactions. It needs more clumps of chemical reactions, as the Level 770 page is not a self-aware clump of chemical reactions, therefore it can't fill itself in. It needs us. It needs chemical reactions. It needs a self-aware clump of chemical reactions. It needs a HUMAN. Give it the love it needs, so other clumps of chemical reactions can read it and get the neural connections formed in the form of information they want.

771
If complete pages are from Venus, and stubs are from Mars, Level 771 is in Andromeda.

772
There is such thing as a meaningful silence. It's a poetic technique. Try to imagine what could fill the blanks below:

- - - -

773
(singing) S is for Someone please fill me i-in, T is for Teamwork Nee-ded, U is for Under-developed page and B is for Blank blank blank!!!

774
I sometimes wonder if this page has signed up for the sponsered stub, where the page has to deliberately be as much of a stub as possible to raise money.

775
Forecast for today coming at you live from the Level 775 page. Cloudy with a chance of stubs.

Audience: I give up getting a good stub joke! *Leaves*

779
Folks I am really all out of Stub Jokes. I don't know how much longer I can keep doing this.... this will be the last stub joke. STUB FOOLS!!!

781*
Mr Stub has been identified! It turns out User:Solstice2000 knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy  who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew Mr Stub! And according to all these guys, he is right here, right on this page!

782
This page is a stub! Help expand the Wikia by filling it in||ni ti gnillif yb aikiW eht dnapxe pleH !buts a si egap sihT

Wow that message likes to look at itself in the mirror.

784
What happens when you get a load of random numbers and bung them in a pot and stew it up and add pepper, 7 drops of vinegar, 8 drops of mayo and 4 drops of sulfuric acid, a slice of turkey, 784mg of sarin, 784g of solid arsenic and 7.84ml of pure mercury?

Answer: A toxic brown stub.