User blog:Wildoneshelper/Everything's Wrong With Odus and his moon in 20 points or fewer!

With the rising trend of the EWW series in movies, why not make one for Candy Crush Saga? OK, here we go:


 * 1) Odus can fly back to the moon after moonstruck, but can't fly back to the moon when the moon tips Odus over.
 * 2) There is no ground for Odus.
 * 3) It seems that Odus jumps off the moon scale rather than falling off. Therefore, Odus is committing suicide. (Present continuous tense intended)
 * 4) #THISOWLSNOTALRIGHT
 * 5) Even if Odus falls off the moon, the moon should have gravity to pull Odus back, albeit it's one sixth of the gravity of Earth.
 * 6) The moon should not be in the shape of a crescent.
 * 7) Why should we even have to protect the death of Odus by failing the game? Spot the absurdity.
 * 8) The moon tilts within 180 degrees, so can we call it an asteroid instead?
 * 9) It's not the owl who has the balance disorder. It's the moon!
 * 10) Also, why would a small number of candies be enough to affect the moon? If our planet Earth is like that, it would have been far worse than 2012 Doomsday!

(To be continued)