User blog comment:Cinnabar The Evil Gem Chemist 55555555555555555550/24 Things that are More Likely to Happen than win the Jackpot on the Booster Wheel/@comment-7106186-20140428201256


 * 1) Let's start unoriginal - winning the lottery. = easy !
 * 2) Becoming the richest person in the world. = do the 1st
 * 3) Going into space. = 2 persons are on space now
 * 4) Aliens being discovered... by you = they exist ?
 * 5) Getting the weird divine ten times in a row. = Lefty will get this ! now !
 * 6) Your favourite youtuber reading and replying to a comment you made. = it happened
 * 7) Waking up as a fish. = ???
 * 8) Passing a ten-foot-tall ninja bunny on the way to school. = ???
 * 9) A diamond spontaneously jumping out of a box. = *zelda itemm found sound*
 * 10) Spontaneously combusting. = You shouldn't have dont that !
 * 11) A person coming to your room from the future in a time machine. = who knows
 * 12) Aliens coming to Earth... in a spaceship just like the ones in the movies that can speak English, have two arms and legs etc (okay the joke here is that if there ARE aliens they would be nothing like us) = same
 * 13) Becoming a professional footballer (1 in 140,000) = low odds
 * 14) Dying in the bath (1 in 2 million) = it is even possible ? how ?
 * 15) Living to be 116 or older (1 in 2 billion) = very low odds
 * 16) Living to be 128 or older (1 in 2 trillion) = imporobable odds
 * 17) Flying to pluto tonight. = impossible !
 * 18) The sun quantum tunnelling away from Earth (making it night everywhere and it would get cold) = 5 bil years later
 * 19) Me swearing in a blog post or comment. = oh yeah, it never happened and it will never happens
 * 20) Kool becoming an admin (yeah this one's controversial I know) = HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!
 * 21) Candy Crush reaching 100,000 levels. = lol
 * 22) Guessing a 50-digit code correctly on your first try. = xD
 * 23) Two miscible liquids forming two seperate layers... (#nerd) = Lefty, it's called decantation !
 * 24) Fifty billion rainbows and the sun is setting and the moon is setting also and you're there in a gazibo then God descends from heaven and gives you a million dollars. = LOL