User blog:Cinnabar The Evil Gem Chemist 55555555555555555550/Relatable Candy Crush Phrases


 * OMG HOW DID YOU DO THAT LEVEL!?
 * I hate chocolate so MUCH!!!!
 * You are so far behind!
 * HA! You've been on that level for 3 weeks? It took me 2 goes!!!
 * HOW DID YOU DO THAT IN 2 GOES!! I'VE BEEN HERE 3 WEEKS!!!!
 * Is there anything worse than completing an episode?
 * OMG THAT CHOCOLATE JUST STOLE MY NEXT MOVE!!
 * These tornadoes are NOT RANDOM! They always go for my best laid plans!
 * You use boosters, you suck! *uses booster to get through next level*
 * How many levels are in this thing?? FIVE HUNDRED!?
 * GAH I have no lives!!
 * I've been stuck here so long... I guess buying one booster won't hurt... should I? SHOULD I?
 * OMG I JUST SPENT 40 QUID ON BOOSTERS!!!
 * Candy Crush. I love you and hate you at the same time.
 * THAT'S IT. I AM DONE!! BEEN HERE 2 MONTHS... okay just one more go *completes the level* ooh now I'm addicted again!
 * completes level after 2 months, cheers so loud that parents think you're having a heart attack*
 * CHOCOLATE FOUNTAINS ARE OP!!!
 * SURELY if I get enough special candies it will eventually shatter the chocolate fountains, right?
 * ONE. MORE. MOVE!!!! THIS IS TORTURE!!!!
 * ARGH the board has totally dried up!
 * I JUST FAILED THE UNFAILABLE LEVEL!!! Wow this is embarrassing.
 * No matter how much I try I just CANNOT beat my friend's score! He hacked and I know it!!!!
 * There is a bomb in the corner. R.I.P this attempt.
 * Whoever made this level should *insert horrible thing here*
 * The devil himself made this level!
 * GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHi uegh ueirh giiure tg reiht wiuioHUOIGEHR OG HEWQIOUR HGEOH 5U HORERE
 * OMFG HOW ARE YOU ON LEVEL 4XX I'M ON LEVEL 5!!!
 * Wow you're ONLY on level 200!?
 * I'm never going near chocolate ever again!
 * URGH every time I'm close to finishing the game they release more levels!!!
 * The fail music now sums up my life.
 * Why is it I spend 2 months on a level, I finally beat it, then they nerf it 2 days later!?
 * I am not playing again until they nerf this stupid level!
 * Wow Jelly sugar crushes SUCK.
 * Person: what is your biggest achievement? Me: Finishing this level on candy crush!!